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Real Cats

by ST x LIAM

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Real Cats 04:10
[HOOK - LIAM] Can I be the cat living in your bedroom? I ain't leaving that soon, know what I be doing (x2) [LIAM] Damn, you make me purr with your plan I got the feeling that you really really understand What a real cat needs is you using both hands Kick it back as I lay on your lap it's out of hand From A to B in the M-T-L My peeps get creative blazing up these L's Lately I'm about trees but I don't climb them My man ST showed me "nah, just burn 'em" Thirsty cats seeking P-U-S-S-Y For the Cap M, effortless man, he be so fly, why? The good manners, the act-proper, the sweet-talker And of course the lady-lover No leash on me, no collar on my neck You gon' see, if you holla don't disrespect My girl Croqui knows the deal She's laying in the bed just like a seal, Real Cat come on [HOOK - LIAM] Can I be the cat living in your bedroom? I ain't leaving that soon, know what I be doing (x2) [ST] Damn, you got me hurt with your hand You won't open the door, but you just don't understand Give me some food man, at least a couple grams You damn human, you always fuck up my plan Catch me in the streets hunting, hood cat stunnin' Real rat on the floor; why you be mad cousin? I'm just doing my thing Stay jumping at your feet if you pass in my lane, shit Catnip addict, attitude is weeded Elevated, seated, the cat is rude but needless to say He's walking around like Jesus Known to school a cat if needed, believe this The rap-starter, smack-talker The get-you-on-your-ass-smarter type of cat, harass you for your last quarter My boy Max knows the deal Chillin' in the streets felines get killed, Real Cat come on [HOOK - LIAM] Can I be the cat living in your bedroom? I ain't leaving that soon, know what I be doing (x2) [LOUIE P] Ladies and gentlemen, cool cats and hot dogs I introduce lazy P, walkin' round with fly paws Roamin down the streets, down the hood anyday Niggas want beef, tryna take my spot cause they stray But its all good, it don't even really matter Hold it down for my hood I ain't never gon be a loner My mouth full of hair, dreadlocks on my boy Not doin shit of my day except playin with my toys Lifestyle of the rich and fancy, give me attention Take pictures of me like u a paparazzi When I walk through all the kitties they bow down Chinese pussy, talkin bout she want meow Trust the team, and I trust the cats Cause at the end of the day I know my niggas got my back Whos the realest cat in the hood is it me or is it me? Memories of a nigga who is supremely lazy Lazy cat what?
I'm in the Mile End, fly off that high-end High off that fly shit, lights off that my piff Catnip addict you couldn't match my highness Higgs boson nine lives defies the scientists I'm the: Side-alley roller Backpack rally hoster Knapsack carry dope stuff And you carry posters Stick 'em up on the walls my name is carried over Smoking unique leaves, you couldn't match the odor I'm on my Fairmount, jewish money get that bagel out the oven door Feeling like I should get something more than what I care about Careless I'm a real cat open the door you don't know my whereabouts I'm so Montreal I don't have to prove it Stick a GPS on me and analyze the movement I'm the Atheist buddhist So high off the floor Even Ripley's wondering how I do this I'm in these streets, the pavement is my slaveship I'm here all the time, for you it's a day trip Sedated, weed lean and beer is the basics You don't gotta brag when you talking bout everyday shit I'm on Hutchison, you can smell the fragrance Old lady walking next to me, she about to lose her patience Some of these other cats seem to hate this Cause it's so effortless, try hards failing with that fake shit This dude told me I talk shit a lot Well hell, tell me something I don't know This dude told me I talk shit a lot Homie, a real cat would let it go, whoa


Real Cats was made in the mould of an old-school vinyl single release. On side A, we have Real Cats featuring Louie P, one half of The Celestics along with four remixes crafted by some of Montreal's dopest beatbuilders: Dr. MaD, Da-P, Fruits & Heathcliff Starks. It is a take on each rapper's internal real cat, inspired by the cats they have owned in their lives. On side B, we have Fairmount Bagels, a walk in the Mile End neighbourhood through the eyes of a real cat.

Big thanks to: Louie P, Dr. MaD, Da-P, Heathcliff Starks and the rest of the ALAIZ and C.O.A.S.T. crews. Fruits and all the TTT associates. Artbeat Montreal for the continued support and everybody who helped us become the cats we are today.

Shout outs to our real cats: Croquignolle, Max (R.I.P.), Nako, Silly, Lupe, Will (R.I.P.), Mélusine (R.I.P.), Peanuts, Big Jay, Tapatou, Reggie, Zoé, Mitzi, Sakayapo (R.I.P.), Cannelle (R.I.P.), Le Nanou (R.I.P.), Pommette (R.I.P.), Tigizou aka Babulles (R.I.P.) and all the other real cats that left the streets too soon.



released December 3, 2013

Real Cats produced by Liam.
Written by Liam, ST & Louie P.

mount.real.kats (Dr. M△D Remixance) produced by Dr. M△D.

Real Cats (Da-P remix) produced by Da-P.

Real Evil Cats (Fruits remix) produced by Fruits.

Starkadelic Cats (Starks remix) produced by Heathcliff Starks.

Fairmount Bagels produced by Liam.
Written by ST.

Cover design by Liam.

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ST x LIAM est un duo composé du rappeur ST et du rappeur/producteur LIAM.

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