[HOOK - LIAM]

Can I be the cat living in your bedroom?
I ain't leaving that soon, know what I be doing (x2)

[LIAM]

Damn, you make me purr with your plan
I got the feeling that you really really understand
What a real cat needs is you using both hands
Kick it back as I lay on your lap it's out of hand
From A to B in the M-T-L
My peeps get creative blazing up these L's
Lately I'm about trees but I don't climb them
My man ST showed me "nah, just burn 'em"
Thirsty cats seeking P-U-S-S-Y
For the Cap M, effortless man, he be so fly, why?
The good manners, the act-proper, the sweet-talker
And of course the lady-lover
No leash on me, no collar on my neck
You gon' see, if you holla don't disrespect
My girl Croqui knows the deal
She's laying in the bed just like a seal, Real Cat come on

[HOOK - LIAM]

Can I be the cat living in your bedroom?
I ain't leaving that soon, know what I be doing (x2)

[ST]

Damn, you got me hurt with your hand
You won't open the door, but you just don't understand
Give me some food man, at least a couple grams
You damn human, you always fuck up my plan
Catch me in the streets hunting, hood cat stunnin'
Real rat on the floor; why you be mad cousin?
I'm just doing my thing
Stay jumping at your feet if you pass in my lane, shit
Catnip addict, attitude is weeded
Elevated, seated, the cat is rude but needless to say
He's walking around like Jesus
Known to school a cat if needed, believe this
The rap-starter, smack-talker
The get-you-on-your-ass-smarter type of cat, harass you for your last quarter
My boy Max knows the deal
Chillin' in the streets felines get killed, Real Cat come on

[HOOK - LIAM]

Can I be the cat living in your bedroom?
I ain't leaving that soon, know what I be doing (x2)

[LOUIE P]

Ladies and gentlemen, cool cats and hot dogs
I introduce lazy P, walkin' round with fly paws
Roamin down the streets, down the hood anyday
Niggas want beef, tryna take my spot cause they stray
But its all good, it don't even really matter
Hold it down for my hood I ain't never gon be a loner
My mouth full of hair, dreadlocks on my boy
Not doin shit of my day except playin with my toys
Lifestyle of the rich and fancy, give me attention
Take pictures of me like u a paparazzi
When I walk through all the kitties they bow down
Chinese pussy, talkin bout she want meow
Trust the team, and I trust the cats
Cause at the end of the day
I know my niggas got my back
Whos the realest cat in the hood is it me or is it me?
Memories of a nigga who is supremely lazy
Lazy cat what?